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Can the Stretchphone Put Nokia Back On Top?
You’ve got to feel bad for Nokia. They used to be one of the biggest cell-phone companies in the world, and then Apple showed up and clowned them. But this hasn’t stopped Nokia from dreaming up new,...
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World's First Touchscreen Made Out Of Ice. Totally Necessary.
Feels good man. Some clever Finns at the Nokia Research Center have built an interactive touchscreen into a 2 meter by 1.5 meter by one-fourth meter wall of ice. They retrieved the ice from a river...
View ArticleHere Is ‘Splitscreen,’ A Beautiful Short Film Shot Entirely On Nokia Phones
This film has been popping all up in my feeds today, prompting me to finally take a couple of minutes to watch it and see what the fuss was all about, and after having done so I can verify that the...
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Five Tech Brands That Probably Aren’t Going to Make It to 2013
Technology is a business that moves at warp speed. In such, it will brutally murder companies just as fast as it boosts them. In 2006, if you’d told somebody Motorola was going to sell their cellphone...
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A Smartphone Docking System In My Prosthetic Arm? Sure Why Not
There are many firsts in a person’s lifetime. There’s the first kiss, first love, first base, first rhinoplasty and, need we forget, that first time you ever installed a smartphone docking system into...
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Violinist Clowns Jerk With Cell Phone, Becomes Internet Hero
The violinist here is Lucas Kmit, your new hero. He was playing at a Prague synagogue when some dolt’s phone went off. What Kmit did next is why we love him, especially the “seriously?” look on his...
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Nokia Patents Tattoo That Vibrates When Your Phone Rings
Missing calls sucks, doesn’t it? Isn’t it awful that if your phone’s on vibrate you may miss a call if your phone isn’t physically on your person at all times? I mean, who wants to live like that? No...
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Nokia Fakes Smartphone Video, Immediately Gets Busted By The Internet
Nokia has a lot riding on their new Windows 8 smartphones. The CEO has said that if Windows 8 tanks, “that’s it.” The company will die. In fact we’re a little surprised they even got this far. That’s a...
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Nokia Hires An Orchestra To Conduct New Ringtones
Just how seriously do cellphone manufacturers take ringtones? Here’s a hint: Nokia hired a freaking orchestra to perform twenty-five new ones. To be fair, there’s excellent reason for that: worldwide,...
View ArticleWatch this short film: Splitscreen, A Love Story
While I could listen to a slowed-down track of a six-year-old singing about her hot ass in front of Sharon Osbourne all day, there comes a time in every blogger’s life when he has to say, “oooh, look...
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Microsoft Officially Owns Nokia’s Smartphone Division
I didn’t quite call this one: I honestly expected Microsoft would pick up BlackBerry. But, in a move that’s surprising in how bold it is, Microsoft has bought Nokia, and is now, officially, in the...
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Someone Please Transcribe The Lyrics To Nokia’s ‘I Am A Veggie’ Commercial
I can tell you the exact number of times I’ve seen Nokia’s Lumia 1020 commercial: every time I’ve turned on the TV over the last two months. You know the ad even if you don’t know it. A bunch of...
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Pam Anderson Will Sleep With You
In news that would have been awesome 10 years ago, Nokia has announced a contest that will give one lucky person the chance to film a bedroom scene with iconic wig wearer bombshell Pam Anderson. The...
View ArticleCan the Stretchphone Put Nokia Back On Top?
You’ve got to feel bad for Nokia. They used to be one of the biggest cell-phone companies in the world, and then Apple showed up and clowned them. But this hasn’t stopped Nokia from dreaming up new,...
View ArticleWorld’s First Touchscreen Made Out Of Ice. Totally Necessary.
Feels good man. Some clever Finns at the Nokia Research Center have built an interactive touchscreen into a 2 meter by 1.5 meter by one-fourth meter wall of ice. They retrieved the ice from a river...
View ArticleDisposable Income? There’s An App For That!
If you’re wondering where that $5 was you just had yesterday, the first place you should probably look is your smartphone: Combined revenues from the four major mobile application stores run by Apple...
View ArticleApple Gets New Touch Screen Patent & A Boost In The War For Your Money
In a story nearly four years in the making, the U.S. Patent Office has finally granted Apple the patent on “multi-touch interface technology.” For those of you that don’t speak nerd, that’s touch...
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Nokia’s Got The $29 Burner Phone You Can Tweet With
Microsoft Last year Microsoft bought Nokia, and they wasted no time developing a “smart” version of their infamous “brick” model. It’s a $29 “entry-level” internet-ready phone called the Nokia 215, and...
View ArticleRemember ‘Snake?’ A Sequel Is Slithering To Your Smartphone Next Week.
If you remember throwing your Nokia across the room or restraining yourself from punching the computer screen after a rousing game of Snake, you’re going to be really happy about this news: Snake is...
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Rihanna to perform tracks from ‘Rated R’ for the world on Nov. 16
David J. Phillip/AP Rihanna will preview tracks from new album, “Rated R,” on Nov. 16 during a globally streamed live performance from an undisclosed London location. But first, there”s a little data...
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